go fuck yourself phyllis
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
(((au where everythings the same except they say bisexual when they mean bisexual)))
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
talkin to ur crush like
this is the best birthday present ive ever gotten