“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”
When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.
smack that ass from 8 feet away
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would
why does santa get more things for rich kids
ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer
i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you